the-southern-dandy

the-southern-dandy:

every girl I’ve ever french kissed does absolutely nothing with their tongue

that’s the point

of french

kissing

but instead they just open their mouths so wide and put their tongue to the back of their mouth

so I just stop doing anything at all

and then we just have these weird kisses where her mouth is as wide open as humanly possible and I’m trying to abort but nothing is working out and it’s all very depressing